Host: Gooood moooorning everybody. It’s another day here in the studio. I got my man with me, spinning nothing but heat. But first we’re going to take some requests. Going to the phones in 3…2…1…
Host: Hey you’re on the line caller number 1! Let’s hear it! What do you wanna listen to today?
Caller: Man you always have such good heartbreak jams. I just got my heart broken by the love of my life.
Host: Ouch! Sorry to hear that caller number 1. Can we get your name so everybody knows who you are out there?
Caller: Yeah, my name’s Malik.
Host: Malik just got his heart broken everybody. Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club. This is my favorite segment on the show. Nothing but tear jerkers. Malik! I got you my man! Anything else you want to say to the people out there?
Caller: Just this: Angelica, I know you’re listening. Just wanted to say… **** you!
Host: Ooooh… did you bleep that? Malik I think that’s all the time we have for today. Thanks for calling into the show… I really hope everything works out.
Malik: (sniffling)
Host: Malik? Alright thanks for calling in. First we’re going to go to a commercial break everybody then we’ll be right back. You’re listening to WRTR Real Talk Radio and I’m your host! It don’t get realer than this. Keep it locked.
Artistic Apathy 